humor - Only for the exceptionally brave!

From: gerdog Sent: Wednesday, August 12, 2009

A Contest

The contestants will all start in Pritchett, Texas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston then down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Pritchett, Texas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with several bumper stickers that read:
"I Love the Dixie Chicks"
"Boycott Beef"
"I Voted for Obama"
"George Strait Sucks"
"Hillary in 2012
"Honk if you're paying for my mortgage"
and
"I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first one to make it back to Pritchett alive wins.

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