humor - Tiger Woods Golfing Jokes!

From: burd/rapa Sent: Wednesday, December 02, 2009 Subject: It didn't take long!

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Ping just offered Tiger Woods' wife an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers.  They'll be named Elin Woods…"the clubs you can beat Tiger with."

News travels fast.  The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash.  They are calling it "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."

Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that "this was the closest shave I have had yet."

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

It's not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive, hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees.

It's the first time Tiger's driven less then 250 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?  They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.  Apparently he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.  Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name?:  Cheetah

Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

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