illegals - U.K. Border Crossing - Sound Familiar?

From: harry Sent: Saturday, December 19, 2009

It just shows how we copy everything the British do………except we tend to do it better.

BORDER CROSSING
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.K. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
·  FREE HEALTHCARE
·  AN UNEARNED INCOME*
·  A HOME
·  FREE EDUCATION FOR YOUR KIDS
·  FURNISHINGS FOR YOUR HOME
·  FREE DENTISTRY
·  FREE USE OF AN INFRASTRUCTURE PAID FOR BY THE TOIL AND TAXES OF PREVIOUS GENERATIONS
·  THE FREE USE OF ALL SOCIAL FACILITIES
·  FREE TRANSLATION SERVICES
·  AGENCIES THAT WILL HELP YOU SETTLE IN
·  FREE ROUND THE CLOCK POLICE PROTECTION
·  THE LAW WILL BE WEIGHTED IN YOUR FAVOUR
* ONLY GENUINE CITIZENS ARE ALLOWED TO WORK.  THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR YOU. NO WONDER THEY KEEP COMING BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD ...... IF YOU'RE AN ILLEGAL

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