o'humor - satire: "Gonorrhea Lectim"

From: baja Sent: Tuesday, February 09, 2010 Subject: Gonorrhea Lectim

This is not a joke-- it is the most serious risk to your health since the 1918 flu epidemic. 

Gonorrhea Lectim:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em."). Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the past two years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease has become since it is easily cured.....by voting out all incumbents!

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