war, the long war - humor: Sitting next to an irrating passenger?

From: baja Sent: Saturday, February 06, 2010

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

1- Remove your lap top from its bag

2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3- Turn it ON

4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5- Turn on the Internet

6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7- Take a deep breath and open this site

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger.

9-Enjoy (it would scare me, so you know the person next to you would probably not only shut up, but stain  their britches!

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