o'humor - B.S. Bingo! Rules

From: bb Sent: Sa.20Mar10

 

Rules for B.S. Bingo!
 

 1. Before Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "B.S. Bingo" card by drawing a  square 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns -- five across and five down.   That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

 

  2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

 

 . Restored our reputation

 . Strategic fit

 . Let me be clear

 . Make no mistake

 . Back from the brink

 . Signs of recovery

 . Out of the loop

 . Benchmark

 . Job creation

 . Fiscal restraint

 . Win-win

 . Affordable health care

 . Previous Administration

 . Greed on Wall Street

 . At the end of the day

 . Empower (or empowerment)

 . Touch base

 . Mindset

 . Corporate greed

 . Ballpark

 . Game plan

 . Leverage

 . Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"

 . Relief for working families

 

 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

 

 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B.S.!"

 

  Testimonials from past satisfied "B.S. Bingo" players:

 

 "A Great game that can be played in all 57 States!" -- Keith T. Rodgers, Dixon

  "I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." -- Jack W., Boston

 "My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." -- David  D.,  Florida

 "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." --  Bill R., New York City

 "The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." -- Ben G., Denver

 "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "B.S.!" for the third  time in two hours." - Harry A, Chantilly

 "This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!" Robert H. Portland

 

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