o'humor - Late Night Comedy quotes (reposted on Harrold's blog at http://harrolds.blogspot.com)

From: lc Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser. Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America ! Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman

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