Tuesday, June 01, 2010

o'humor - TV jokes: Late Night Quips [redux]

From: joeb Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2010
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.  We agree . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. - Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.  The other is for housing prisoners. - David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! - Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. - Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - David Letterman

1 comment:

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    The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.


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