2010 - "I Voted Democrat Because . . ."

From: gg/m Sent: Monday, August 09, 2010 Subject: Re: I Voted Democrat Because . . .

M., my friend, I think a fruitful discourse would start and end with 'Item 1'.   All in between would just be hot air moving about! ;-)   Your truly non-partisan 'a' political friend, GG

F. wrote:
G ; Boy you are definetly partasain I see a lot of these items are MORE abused by PILE OF **** Republicans than Democrats!   I use such foul language because you don't seem to mind seeing the way your last point was worded.   We can surely discuss these items one by one at your convenience.  YOUR LIBERAL FRIEND M.

Now M., My Democrat friend, I don't want you to think I'm picking on you.  All my Democrat friends, and there are many, will receive this right along with you.  I only ask that all of you remember to............

PS: If by chance you received this message in error, not a Democrat  or didn't vote Democrat, well just pass it on to someone you know who did! :-0 gg 

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From: gbc

I Voted Democrat Because . . .

Pick Your Reason 

When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list.  

They can then pick a reason:

10.  I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

9.  I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

8.  I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7.  I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6.  I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5.  I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

4.  I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3.  I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

2.  I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

" AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON"

1.  I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns... You keep the Change...

Get out and vote November 2nd, 2010!

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