o'humor - My New Truck

From: baja Sent: Tuesday, August 03, 2010

  My New Truck

 

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck

And returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.  Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

 

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the  radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'  I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light And nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Fool!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

"Ladies and gentlemen, The President of  The United  States"

I love this truck. 

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