o'bama stash - "My Dogs"

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From: bebop Sent: Monday, April 04, 2011 Subject:  My Dogs

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"Obama Stash"

Dear Friends and Family:  My Dogs   

     This morning I went to sign up my dogs for welfare.  At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
     So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color and race, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are.  They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
     My dogs get their first checks Friday. 

     Damn, this is a great country!

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