quips'n quotes - ENGLISH' -ALSO - NOAH'S ARK-

From: baja Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2011 Subject: ENGLISH' -ALSO - NOAH'S ARK-

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE  IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: SOME OLD, SOME NEW

• ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
  
• IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
  
• CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

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                NOAH'S ARK

ONE:  Don't miss the boat.   TWO:  Remember that we are all in the same boat!  THREE: Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.   FOUR:  Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.  FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.   SIX: Build your future on high ground.   SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.  EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs.   NINE:  When you're stressed, float awhile.   TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.  ELEVEN:  No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

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