o'tax'n spend - A letter from the IRS

 From: drude Sent: Monday, August 13, 2012 Subject: A letter from the IRS

     I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.  It puzzles me!!!  They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

     I guess it was because of my response to the
question: "List all dependents?"  

     I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, and ... 1 useless President. 
     Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS....?

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