humor - Wife missing

From: 1776 Sent: Friday, May 16, 2014 Subject: Wife missing

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife: Husband : -I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Sergeant : -What is her height ? Husband : -I really never noticed. Sergeant : -Build? Husband : -Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Sergeant : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Sergeant : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Dress/suit/ I don't remember exactly. Sergeant : -Did she go in a car? Husband : -yes. Sergeant : -What kind of car was it? Husband : -Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed triptonic automatic transmission with manual mode.  And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door - at this point the husband started crying ... Sergeant : -Don't worry sir. ...We will find your car.

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