o'bamaworld - o'humor: "The Hookers' Union"

From: thy Sent: Monday, May 05, 2014 Subject: The Hookers' Union

The Hookers' Union      A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.       When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"       "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."       "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"       "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.       Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.   His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.  We observe all union rules."       The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"       "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."       "That's more like it!" the union man said.      He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.      "I'd like her," he said.        "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.  Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next!"

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