† humor - To Whom Does the Land of Israel Belong? †

(urban legend humor - rfh)

From: rapa Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2014 Subject: To Whom Does The Land of Israel Belong?

TO WHOM DOES THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG?

An Israeli with a good Sense of Humor set the record straight.  An ingenious example of speech & politics occurred recently in the U.N. Assembly.

 

The Israeli representative began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!"'

Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.  When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.  A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up and shouted furiously, "What are you talking about?  The Palestinians weren't there then."

The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."

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H/T Rapa

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