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From: 4x4 Sent: Sunday, October 05, 2014 Subject: Irish joke
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' toyer sir," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the petrol nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on this god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Holy Guinness," says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!"
"Holy Guinness," says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!"
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