From: aerc1/1776 Sent: Tuesday, September 29, 2009
A man was riding his Harley along a California/state>/place> beach when suddenly the sky clouded/personname> above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried/personname> to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled/personname> over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii/place>/state> so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required/personname> to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied/personname>, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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