humor - The ultimate ethnic joke

From: rapa Sent: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 Subject: The ultimate ethnic joke

An  Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a  German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New  Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a  Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander,  a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a  Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a  Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a  Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a  Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a  Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a  Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a  Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a  Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander,  a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a  Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a  Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a  Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans,

walk into a fine restaurant....

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', scrutinizing the group one by one and barring their entrance, "You can't come in here without a Thai."

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