air pelosi - joke: Pelosi's Chauffeur

From: aerc1

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and  the car comes to a stop.

Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the  Chauffeur:
'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old ,   

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy .

 Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair  ruffled  with a big grin on his face.

 'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy ..

The chauffeur replies:
 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Scotch  whisky, the wife cooked me a great meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy ..

 'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'

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