satire - Book List for You

From: burd Sent: Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The World's Shortest Books:

BLACKS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Ted Kennedy
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
by Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated  by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA
by  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL 
by Hillary Clinton  
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Sequel: 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

by Bill  Clinton
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MY BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden  
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates  
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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman   
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian  

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell  

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson 
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy 

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BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton & the Rev. Jesse Jackson 

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi and (Barry) Barack Hussein (Soetoro) Obama, Jr.

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