o'humor - A Tale of the Sea

 

From: bham Sent: Monday, February 02, 2015 Subject: A Tale of the Sea

 

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that all his men smelled bad from body odor...   The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.  The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"   The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."   He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."   THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", But don't count on things smelling any better. I THINK YOU WILL FORWARD THIS!!!!!

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