observations - conservatives versus liberals

From:  aerc1 Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009
This is so true.

• If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. 
   
• If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
  

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• If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
   
• If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
  

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• If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
   
• A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
  

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• If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
   
• If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
  

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• If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
   
• Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
  

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• If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
• A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
  

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• If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
   
• Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
  

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• If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
   
• A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
  

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• If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
   
• A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. 

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