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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

humor - Lawyer: Car Accident -or- How Gov't Reacts to Crisis

From: lc Sent: Saturday, September 07, 2013 Subject: Does this sound like anyone you know?

     A very successful attorney parked his brand new Mercedes in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
     Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Mercedes with his lights flashing.
     Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Mercedes, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.
     After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
     "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
     The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
     "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
     "My Rolex!"

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UnknownThursday, September 19, 2013 1:21:00 AM
the old car is a great facility for people.it is a very good think for those people which can support the new car expenses.great blog.
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UnknownFriday, November 08, 2013 11:19:00 PM
Great Blog Topic u Choose humor - Lawyer: Car Accident -or- How Gov't Reacts to Crisis .
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UnknownMonday, November 18, 2013 3:12:00 PM
I am looking for a place that deals with car accidents in Newfoundland. If you know where I can find a place that would be really nice if you could help me.
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UnknownThursday, December 26, 2013 2:40:00 AM
Really a great blog! On being involved in a car accident a person may suffer damages and injuries for which they are entitled to compensation. Filing a lawsuit in the court of law can claim these compensations.
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