W Ketchup Dreams of a White Christmas

From: W Ketchup News Release  Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 Subject: W Ketchup Dreams of a White Christmas

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE For media inquiries contact Bill Zachary (917) 733-3038 If you are having trouble reading this press release, please go to this link: http://www.wketchup.com/newsreleases/091217.php W Ketchup Dreams of a White Christmas Eagle Bridge, NY, December 17, 2009 . When the Romans conquered England in A.D. 43, they settled as far north as Hadrian's Wall which was the limit of where wine could be produced.  The climate gradually cooled, and wine disappeared from England.  By the time the Normans conquered England a thousand years later in 1066, wine making was again flourishing.  Wine then disappeared during the little ice age beginning in the 13th century.  In the 1970s, the climate yet again became warm enough to grow wine in England.  Scientists have blamed this most recent climate shift on man-made global warming. Frustrated presidential candidate Al Gore has become a global spokesman in the effort to curtail manmade global warming, winning an Academy Award, a Grammy Award, and the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts.  In a recent interview, Gore stated: "I'm not a scientist." Gore recently joined forces with Goldman Sachs in lobbying for a massive tax scheme on carbon emissions, designed by former Enron CEO Ken Lay.  Independent analysts project that Gore and Goldman Sachs will make billions of dollars trading carbon credits if the tax scheme passes.  From the time he left office in 2000, Gore has already increased his net worth from $2 million to over $100 million. Dan Oliver, CEO of W Ketchup, commented: "In A.D. 39, the insane, cross-dressing Roman Emperor Caligula declared war on Poseidon, the god of the sea.  We see little difference between Caligula's war against the ocean and the Democrats' war against the atmosphere.  Of course, the realization that Goldman Sachs and Al Gore will make billions of dollars in spoils reveals the true motivations of the power elite." Last month, hackers revealed email exchanges between top United Nations climate scientists in which the researchers admit to altering data and threaten physical violence against "climate-change skeptics."  Most climate researchers are paid by grants from government institutions. More than 1,200 limousines and 140 private jets have shuttled global celebrities, including President Barrack Obama, to the UN Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen this week.  Obama has promised to reduce American per capita carbon emissions to levels last seen in 1875.  His proposed carbon tax purports to raise $700 billion over 10 years, equaling $2,333 for every man, woman, and child in America. During the Presidential campaign, Obama said: "I can make a firm pledge.  Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase.  Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes." W Ketchup Chairman Bill Zachary reacted: "It is unconscionable that our President would break a firm pledge to the American people, especially in order to take money from ordinary people to give to bankers and fat-cat politicians.  We call on all Americans to defend our sovereignty by urging their representatives to reject any form of climate tax." W Ketchup wishes all its customers a White Christmas and a Happy New Year! To order delicious W Ketchup, please click on the link :  Order Ketchup W Ketchup donates a portion of every purchase to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which helps fund college tuition for the children of America?s fallen heroes. Founded in 2004, W Ketchup? is a private company that makes ketchup in America solely from ingredients grown in the USA and does not support any liberal agendas. Unlike other leading brands, W Ketchup does not own any subsidiaries that harm dolphins. For more information contact 1-866-WKETCHUP, or write to 954 Lexington Ave, #236, New York, NY 10021-5013.

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