From: baja Sent: Saturday, February 06, 2010
- What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:
- 1- Remove your lap top from its bag
- 2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
- 3- Turn it ON
- 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
- 5- Turn on the Internet
- 6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
- 7- Take a deep breath and open this site
- http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
- 8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger.
- 9-Enjoy (it would scare me, so you know the person next to you would probably not only shut up, but stain their britches!
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